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'Before I mow the grass, I'd like to quote from section four, paragraph c, of the state child labor code...'

Son disappears at the mention of helping out mom.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

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The four housemen of procrastination

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"Data is just another way of never having to say you're sorry. You know that, David."

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"Okay, everyone...time to clean up the house. Gracie, what job do you want?"

'As if I didn't already have enough cleaning and sewing to do, the big galoot goes and invents COOKING!'

'You thought having 'flu would get you out of doing the dishes.'

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

"He's not good with change!"

Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.'

'Can you put the rubbish out in next door's garden.'

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

"It wouldn't have come to this if you just emptied your pockets on laundry day."

Risks for the heart patient Unloading the Dishwasher "Sorry? No can do." Answering the Land Line R-R-RING! R-R-R-RING! N-nope R-R-RING!!! Doing Taxes "Doc said I should take it easy." Any Car-Related Errand "The old ticker."

'I've got to work for my allowance? What kind of entitlement program is that??'

"I got an extension.'

'You surely don't expect me to do housework, with the pollen count as high as it is?'

"I have an app that does my exercise for me!"

'I dread the day that basket gets full.'

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

'Nature abhors a vacuum; what's your excuse?'

"Hurry with those dishes George, I need them for my next dinner party."