Chores Escapist Gifts

'You surely don't expect me to do housework, with the pollen count as high as it is?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Now you can send it."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'Caw blimey!'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Saved...life is good!

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

Anywhere but here

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Monday around 9PM.

No early morning tea past this landing

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'Elaine, take a ditty.'