Chronic Escapist Gifts

Looking for something that resonates with the playful, free-spirited nature of chronic escapists? Our unique collection brings humor and personality to those who prefer dreaming, daydreaming, and escaping reality. Perfect for creative minds who value their own inner world.

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"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here." mockup

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

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Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks mockup

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

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Woman dreaming about being on vacation. mockup

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

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"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again." mockup

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

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'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.' mockup

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

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Rising Gas Prices

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Last Chance For Reality

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'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.' mockup

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

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'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!' mockup

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

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Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here. mockup

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

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'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?' mockup

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

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'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.' mockup

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

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'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.' mockup

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

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"Joining the Army was great for me son; he learned a skill and gained a world of self confidence. Of course, he still won't clean his room."

"Joining the Army was great for me son; he learned a skill and gained a world of self confidence. Of course, he still won't clean his room." mockup

"Joining the Army was great for me son; he learned a skill and gained a world of self confidence. Of course, he still won't clean his room."

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Zoo Employees

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"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."

"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou." mockup

"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."

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Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds. mockup

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

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Kissing Hands

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"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud." mockup

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

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"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes). mockup

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

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'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.' mockup

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

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"With this invention...I can finally go to a time where everyday nuisances have been completely eradicated!"

"With this invention...I can finally go to a time where everyday nuisances have been completely eradicated!" mockup

"With this invention...I can finally go to a time where everyday nuisances have been completely eradicated!"

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"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country." mockup

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

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Dangerous tax audits.

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Message in a bottle.

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Free Thinking.

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Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name mockup

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

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ARchie Smith cartoonist

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"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?" mockup

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

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"We outsourced our joyless TV dinners to a delightful couple from next door."

"We outsourced our joyless TV dinners to a delightful couple from next door." mockup

"We outsourced our joyless TV dinners to a delightful couple from next door."

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"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate." mockup

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

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'Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators for a while.'

'Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators for a while.' mockup

'Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators for a while.'

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Virtual Reality Check

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"The floor is any human contact." mockup

"The floor is any human contact."

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Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance

Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance mockup

Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance

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Chronic Escapist Gifts Collection

Chronic Escapist Mugs

Explore our full range of mugs for escapists, perfect for sparking mornings with a touch of humor and whimsy.

Chronic Escapist Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows that speak to the escapist in everyone, perfect for creating a dreamy, relaxed space.

Chronic Escapist Prints

Discover prints inspired by the free-spirited nature of escapism—ideal for decorating a space that celebrates imagination.

Chronic Escapist T-Shirts

Browse our collection of tees for lovers of escapism—wear your imagination on your sleeve with quirky, creative designs.