Chores Avoiders Pillows

'Lucky is our garbage disposal.'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

The four housemen of procrastination

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

"I don't have time for New Year's resolutions, I'm still working on the backlog from 1998-2000."

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"Okay, everyone...time to clean up the house. Gracie, what job do you want?"

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'Before I mow the grass, I'd like to quote from section four, paragraph c, of the state child labor code...'

'Watch out, you'll get tennis elbow.'

"They don't look like the tools you'll need to put the kitchen shelves up with!"

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"You hate ironing? Me too."

"Uh, it's the funniest thing honey... None of my power tools seem to work! I guess those projects will have to wait..."

Good parenting.

"They want us to work an extra two hours, so I'm either going to sneak out my office window or hide in the bathroom."

'Got'a be done I s'pose.'

Jimmy Green won't be at school today, this is my father speaking...

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'

'Can you put the rubbish out in next door's garden.'

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'Here! Call the contractor. I don't want to hear any nonsense about goals, or touchdowns, or baskets. I want to see shovels! Lots and lots of shovels!'

'I've got to work for my allowance? What kind of entitlement program is that??'