Overtime Avoider Pillows

"They want us to work an extra two hours, so I'm either going to sneak out my office window or hide in the bathroom."

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Overworked in the office

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Twisted Peel works overtime.

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

Work avalanche

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

The Workaholics Building

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

Digito Ergo Sum.