Overtime Achiever Pillows

'A token of my appreciation for all the late hours you've been putting in. It's a nightlight.'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

Overworked in the office

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

Twisted Peel works overtime.

Work avalanche

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"Want to go watch the people who get to leave at a normal hour?"

"You're late, Myers!"

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

The Workaholics Building

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

Digito Ergo Sum.

'I'll be late - had to think big again.'

"Worked all weekend to finish the report, and all I get is a stupid Pat on the back."

"No need to rush. Take all weekend if you must."

'I want to thank each of you for coming through in the clutch, putting in some overtime and seeing this project through to completion.'

"You should not be here so late...take the work home with you."