Overtime Warrior Pillows

"No need to rush. Take all weekend if you must."

'Then I said, ‘This is crazy. You can't force me to work overtime.''

"We don't have any money to pay you but we can offer you and plus meaningless platitudes about being 'angels of Mercy'."

"I bought this mattress for you so you can sleep in the office when you're working overtime...hey! I was expecting you to be a bit more grateful, mister!"

'I didn't get a promotion, but he put me on salary so I can work 60 hours a week without getting overtime.'

'Well, if you need me to, I could put in more hours and do the bad work I do when I'm tired.'

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

"You're only 35 but you say you've worked for 42 years?"

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

Overworked in the office

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

What Do Doctors Dream About?

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Work avalanche

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

"Want to go watch the people who get to leave at a normal hour?"