Overtime Warrior Pillows

"No need to rush. Take all weekend if you must."

'Then I said, ‘This is crazy. You can't force me to work overtime.''

You should know, I expect my employees to work long hours. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16.

"We don't have any money to pay you but we can offer you and plus meaningless platitudes about being 'angels of Mercy'."

"I bought this mattress for you so you can sleep in the office when you're working overtime...hey! I was expecting you to be a bit more grateful, mister!"

'I didn't get a promotion, but he put me on salary so I can work 60 hours a week without getting overtime.'

'Well, if you need me to, I could put in more hours and do the bad work I do when I'm tired.'

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

"You're only 35 but you say you've worked for 42 years?"

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Overworked in the office

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

What Do Doctors Dream About?

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

Twisted Peel works overtime.

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Work avalanche

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'The boss is taking me along for a working vacation. I'll be doing his work while he has fun.'

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."