Overtime Avoider Gifts

"They want us to work an extra two hours, so I'm either going to sneak out my office window or hide in the bathroom."

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Overworked in the office

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

Twisted Peel works overtime.

Work avalanche

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

The Workaholics Building

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

Digito Ergo Sum.

"I virtually finished my homework."