Overtime Optimizer Gifts

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

Overworked in the office

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Work avalanche

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

The Workaholics Building

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"Want to go watch the people who get to leave at a normal hour?"

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

Digito Ergo Sum.

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"No need to rush. Take all weekend if you must."

'The town I grew up in was so affluent they used to close the schools in honor of options expiration day.'

"You said to start the laundry and bathe the cat, so I thought I could save time if..."

"You should not be here so late...take the work home with you."

'Then I said, ‘This is crazy. You can't force me to work overtime.''

'You're putting in too much time at the office when you start to think the cleaning crew as your co-workers.'

Derision/Leader/Respect

"You're only 35 but you say you've worked for 42 years?"