Overtime Optimist Gifts

"It's five o'clock - quitting time! Ha, ha, just joking. It's unpaid overtime for everyone again."

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Back to work...

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

Upward Progress

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"Since I am chairman, it behooves me to go first. 'What I Did Over My Summer Vacation,' by Wilson Rupert Hewes."

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

Twisted Peel works overtime.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

Sign - CAN DO "I like your attitude, Harris."

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

The Workaholics Building

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'