Overtime Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7.'

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"You should not be here so late...take the work home with you."

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

'You're putting in too much time at the office when you start to think the cleaning crew as your co-workers.'

"Can't you get enough overtime?!"

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

'Before five o'clock he'll be in my office asking for overtime.'

Oh, don't worry, Haskins, your job is secure. You're smart enough, hard working and you don't have a life.

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'The company laid off 20,000 of its emplyees. How would you feel about a 168 hour work week?'

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

Workaholic

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

"You get addicted to the overtime."

STRIP Hambone: Workaholics Anonymous

"Daniel kept taking more and more work home with him everyday."

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"We still encourage working from home, but on weekends."

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

'Sir, aren't you missing another workaholics anonymous meeting tonight?'

The Workaholics Building

'How could you have worked in your previous job for 35 years? You're only 32 years old. I did a lot of overtime.'

Big pile of paperwork coming your way...

'It hasn't gone unnoticed by management how much extra time you've been spending in the office...so here's a bill to repay the electricity you've used.'

"We're in luck - it's Father Time-and-a -Half."

"The chief exec says we have to focus on giving better cover at weekends...he's going to make an announcement when he gets in on Monday!"

'Can you work overtime?'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Overworked in the office

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.