Overtime Owl Gifts

Digito Ergo Sum.

Man eating 'after work mints'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

Overworked in the office

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

Busy day at the office.

Work avalanche

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"Want to go watch the people who get to leave at a normal hour?"

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

The Workaholics Building

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

"No need to rush. Take all weekend if you must."

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

"You should not be here so late...take the work home with you."

'Then I said, ‘This is crazy. You can't force me to work overtime.''