Workout Avoider Gifts

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

'You need an exercise program other than bar-hopping.'

"I know I live just around the corner, but it's taken 6 years for me to come here..."

"Everyday I take a lap around the house. . . usually hers."

"How many reps have you managed in the gym today?"

"I'm exhausted! I've just binge-watched the entire series of 'Fresh Air and Exercise.'"

"It's true: no more burpees."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'You need more excercize. But I'm drinking as fast as I can.'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'Your back went out because your front went out.'

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

The Sedentary Dead.

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'