Chore Avoider Humor Gifts

'I know you're sensitive, Wally, but I only asked you to help wash the dishes!'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

The four housemen of procrastination

Pelobong

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

"I'm exhausted! I've just binge-watched the entire series of 'Fresh Air and Exercise.'"

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

"Joining the Army was great for me son; he learned a skill and gained a world of self confidence. Of course, he still won't clean his room."

"It's trouble for Chubby when Mitzi brings out the vacuum."

"Okay, everyone...time to clean up the house. Gracie, what job do you want?"

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

Check out my six pack.

Cat Chores

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

Mahout and his elephant on wash day.

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing."

"Uh, it's the funniest thing honey... None of my power tools seem to work! I guess those projects will have to wait..."

"They don't look like the tools you'll need to put the kitchen shelves up with!"