Curriculum Rebel Gifts

'Actually this is a very experimental college. We have no curriculum and no classes. How it works, essentially, is if you want to learn something, you go someplace and you learn it.'

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Garlic Free Zone.

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Computer Class.

"Valet park only"

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

Opp'y of a Lifetime

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

Resume Consultant. Listing professional development courses you've taken since your last job was fine, but don't put"New & Improved" above your name.

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

Punkcakes

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'