Homework Rebels Gifts

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

Computer Class.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

'Good, bad dog!'

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

"A catfish ate my homework."

'I don't know why she says I didn't spend enough time looking for an interesting topic. Aardvarks are interesting.'

'I said, 'bone-up' on my homework, not 'bone in' my homework.'

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

Student to teacher: 'No, not my dog. I do my homework on my computer... and the cat ate the mouse.'

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

"What are you writing?"

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."