Educationally Rebellious Gifts

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

Ethics exam cheater.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'But I digress...'

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Computer Class.

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

Sweet Girl Graduates

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

"EINSTEIN! Stop fooling around and pay attention...."

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'I assume this is a fictionalized version of your algebra homework.'

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

"Why do I have to work hard at school? I can buy a degree on the internet!"

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'