Educationally Rebellious Gifts

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

Ethics exam cheater.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

Computer Class.

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

Sweet Girl Graduates

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'I assume this is a fictionalized version of your algebra homework.'

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

"Why do I have to work hard at school? I can buy a degree on the internet!"

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'