Rebellious Students Gifts

'I wouldn't say your son's behavior has improved. It's just different. He stopped passing notes to friends in class. Now he's text messaging them.'

Booger-Boy Scandal 3: 'Oh for the love of...Detention again?! What for this time Danae?'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Computer Class.

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'I assume this is a fictionalized version of your algebra homework.'

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

"If everyone is gonna get a universal basic income, what is the point of getting good grades?"

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

'No matter how much historical research was done, Roger, students who lead juntas have to be disciplined.'

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

"Timmy, no matter your clothing or counting, school is not prison."