Referendum Research Rebel Gifts

Cameron speaks out about EU - or did he?

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"I hate this time of year."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

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An Imaginary 'Republican' House of Commons Puts Pitt on Trial

One after another

Net Neutrality

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

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David Cameron and Europe

Ministry of Soundbites: "Actually minister, it doesn't really matter what you say as long as you include a combination of the words 'choice','empowerment' and 'customer focussed'."

Problem solving centre.

When Policy Fails, Try Thinking.

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

When Policy Fails Try Thinking,

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

"Bloody EU! I voted 'leave' and now they really want to let us go?!! Bloody EU!"