Referendum Gifts

"Has Britain left Europe yet?"

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

'I am the winner!'

"I don't do intimidation"

Carl's still 51 annoyed at you for saying his opinion was statistically insignificant.

Blocked In - Republicans vs Democrats.

Pollsters: Mori, Gallup and Just Nosey.

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

David Cameron and Europe

UK dissolution

Radomly selected poll respondent

Daughter/psychiatrist

On - Undecided - Off switch

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

"Bloody EU! I voted 'leave' and now they really want to let us go?!! Bloody EU!"

"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

The days before television

"The good news today is that there is no news."

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

'Our next question: is the world a safer place than it was a year ago?'

'I'm taking a north poll.'

Wedding Special: Buy one get your next one free

Journalist with a 'Press Pass' being put in a laundry press.

Welcome to Winsome: Formerly, college of Liberal Arts and now College of Conservative Arts.

Mori, Ipsos, Gallup, just nosey

"We go now to our White House correspondent... Jim? Jim?"