Referendum Funster Gifts

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

'Superstock'

Police Cow!

Moo! OOM!

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

I want to be a lawn!

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Holy Cow

When Cows Discovered Mowers

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

The pen is mightier than the sward.

YAAY! Slam dump!

Diet Cud

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

Cow Milking Herself.

'Alright, who's the wise guy'

Cow limbos under electric fence.

Penfriend

'You say he's stubborn, mean, cantankerous, won't take orders, sometimes won't move? Are you talking about your mule or your husband?'

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

Person playing the cymbals.

"If you say Happy Moo Year one more time I'm going to have to slap you!"

'It's made out of solid wood and it sleeps eight.'

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

Snow covers grass.'WE'RE BLIND! WE'RE BLIIIND!'

'Well, I'll do what I can, but frankly, this is one hell of a breed to come down with foot and mouth...'

'Nobody's looking -- how about a third-eye opener?'