Menu Funster Gifts

Snail ordering 'Hommes.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Superstock'

Moo! OOM!

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Police Cow!

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Pirates

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

I want to be a lawn!

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

The TROU of the Baroque

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

Holy Cow

"It's improv night."

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"Hey, great ab!"

The last of the mullet.

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

Pole Vaulting Club

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

YAAY! Slam dump!

Diet Cud

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."