Food Chain Funster Gifts

Frog killing a fly with bug spray.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Night of the Latkes

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Dolphin friendly tuna

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Better Not Squash.

'Superstock'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Mother Bear to Baby Bear: 'No more Goldliocks until you've finished your porridge!'

Moo! OOM!

Police Cow!

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"For drinks or dinner?"

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor