Food Chain Fun Gifts

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"That's it. We’re toast."

Vegetarian Birds

Dolphin friendly tuna

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"For drinks or dinner?"

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Thanks.'

"Finally they agreed to meet you, but remember, no matter what they say, you hold your tongue."

"That's your Uncle Steve. (Don't talk to him, he scares me)."

Fred knew he was safe as long as he stayed in the puddle...

"Skunk! How is it?"

"No thanks, I'm vegetarian."

Pelican with wheels on it's beak.

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

'I'm putting you on a zebra free diet.'

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

"What do you mean 'What's for lunch'? You're a bee eater!"

Two sharks are following some 'carrot fish' - 'I don't care if they're good for my eyesight... I'm not eating a carrot fish!'

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

"Hey Bob, come quick, I've found a carcass, and big bonus: It's crawling with maggots!"

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

"Once koalas taste shark, they never go back to eucalyptus."