Food Chain Fun T-Shirts

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"That's it. We’re toast."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Dolphin friendly tuna

Vegetarian Birds

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"For drinks or dinner?"

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

"That's your Uncle Steve. (Don't talk to him, he scares me)."

"Skunk! How is it?"

Fred knew he was safe as long as he stayed in the puddle...

Pelican with wheels on it's beak.

"Finally they agreed to meet you, but remember, no matter what they say, you hold your tongue."

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Thanks.'

"No thanks, I'm vegetarian."

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

'I'm putting you on a zebra free diet.'

Two sharks are following some 'carrot fish' - 'I don't care if they're good for my eyesight... I'm not eating a carrot fish!'

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

"Once koalas taste shark, they never go back to eucalyptus."

"What do you mean 'What's for lunch'? You're a bee eater!"

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

"Hey Bob, come quick, I've found a carcass, and big bonus: It's crawling with maggots!"

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'