Food Chain Enthusiast T-Shirts

When the predator becomes the prey.

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

Obscure Birds of the Pacific NW: The Great White Regret.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Cat and mouse

Vegetarian Birds

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

"For drinks or dinner?"

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

"Skunk! How is it?"

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

Fred knew he was safe as long as he stayed in the puddle...

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Thanks.'

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

Pelican with wheels on it's beak.

"Finally they agreed to meet you, but remember, no matter what they say, you hold your tongue."

"No thanks, I'm vegetarian."

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

'I'm putting you on a zebra free diet.'

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

"Let's find a river darling: I feel like freshwater fish for dinner tonight..."