Food Chain Enthusiast T-Shirts

When the predator becomes the prey.

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

Obscure Birds of the Pacific NW: The Great White Regret.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Cat and mouse

Dolphin friendly tuna

Vegetarian Birds

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

Pelican with wheels on it's beak.

Fred knew he was safe as long as he stayed in the puddle...

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Thanks.'

"Finally they agreed to meet you, but remember, no matter what they say, you hold your tongue."

"No thanks, I'm vegetarian."

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

"Skunk! How is it?"

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

'I'm putting you on a zebra free diet.'

"What do you mean 'What's for lunch'? You're a bee eater!"

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."