Food Chain Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Two sharks are following some 'carrot fish' - 'I don't care if they're good for my eyesight... I'm not eating a carrot fish!'

"Forget about a vacation at the beach: Fish would stop us from going in the water and seagulls would spot us on the beach..."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Dolphin friendly tuna

Vegetarian Birds

Cat and mouse

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

I am to blame.

Sushi Train Spotters

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

Pelican with wheels on it's beak.

"Skunk! How is it?"

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'