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"Well, actually, the early birds get the early-rising, older worms! Personally, I prefer the juicier teenage worms who don't usually rise until mid to late morning..."

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Vegetarian Birds

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

This Year's Spa

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"For drinks or dinner?"

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

Repletion.

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

Waiting staff

All You Can Eat

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'