Food Chain Fanatics Mugs

"Well, actually, the early birds get the early-rising, older worms! Personally, I prefer the juicier teenage worms who don't usually rise until mid to late morning..."

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Vegetarian Birds

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

This Year's Spa

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

"For drinks or dinner?"

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

Repletion.

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersized in a bucket?"

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

Waiting staff

All You Can Eat

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."