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'I'm putting you on a zebra free diet.'

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

Vegetarian Birds

"The problem with gazelle is that there's no prize inside."

"I don't know about this, Billy. I hear there are mice in these woods."

"What do you mean 'What's for lunch'? You're a bee eater!"

"Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Cat and mouse

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."

"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"Survival of the fittest, pal - in the end, it's best for all concerned."

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

Pelican with wheels on it's beak.

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Thanks.'

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

"No thanks, I'm vegetarian."

"Skunk! How is it?"

Fred knew he was safe as long as he stayed in the puddle...

"Finally they agreed to meet you, but remember, no matter what they say, you hold your tongue."

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."