Food Chain Thinker T-Shirts

"The problem with gazelle is that there's no prize inside."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Cat and mouse

Vegetarian Birds

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

GMOs

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"Survival of the fittest, pal - in the end, it's best for all concerned."

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

"No thanks, I'm vegetarian."

"Finally they agreed to meet you, but remember, no matter what they say, you hold your tongue."

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Thanks.'

Fred knew he was safe as long as he stayed in the puddle...

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

'I'm putting you on a zebra free diet.'

"Let's find a river darling: I feel like freshwater fish for dinner tonight..."

"If we weren't at the top of the food chain, we'd know it."

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

"Table five looks good. We’ll have that."

"What do you mean 'What's for lunch'? You're a bee eater!"

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"