Food Chain Dynamics T-Shirts

"It's creepy the way they play with their food."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Cat and mouse

Vegetarian Birds

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

Your Country Needs MOO!

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

"Survival of the fittest, pal - in the end, it's best for all concerned."

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

Pelican with wheels on it's beak.

"No thanks, I'm vegetarian."

"Finally they agreed to meet you, but remember, no matter what they say, you hold your tongue."

"Skunk! How is it?"

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Thanks.'

Fred knew he was safe as long as he stayed in the puddle...

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

'I'm putting you on a zebra free diet.'

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."