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"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Thanks.'

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

"No thanks, I'm vegetarian."

"So Darling, the chickens are fighting back I see..."

"Mum, Mum! Timmy and I found a dead body crawling with maggots! We had a great lunch!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Fred knew he was safe as long as he stayed in the puddle...

Cat and mouse

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Vegetarian Birds

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'Is this still America?'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

Pastrami in the wild

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

'What the devil is that?

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"You know they're trying too hard when the chef's special is Corn Dogs Bordelaise."