Food Chain Gifts

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

Cycle of Life

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

'Good gracious, no, nothing for me. I'll just scavenge after my friends have left the table.'

Cat lures mouse with cheese.

"Let me tell you something about eating strange fish."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Cat and mouse

Vegetarian Birds

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"Survival of the fittest, pal - in the end, it's best for all concerned."

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Thanks.'

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

"No thanks, I'm vegetarian."

"Skunk! How is it?"

Fred knew he was safe as long as he stayed in the puddle...

"Finally they agreed to meet you, but remember, no matter what they say, you hold your tongue."

Pelican with wheels on it's beak.

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

'I'm putting you on a zebra free diet.'