Food Supply Chain Enthusiast Gifts

Meat Packing Workers

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Vegetarian Birds

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Export

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

"Gentlemen, inventory is building up at an alarming rate."

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

"No thanks, I'm vegetarian."

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Thanks.'

Fred knew he was safe as long as he stayed in the puddle...

"Finally they agreed to meet you, but remember, no matter what they say, you hold your tongue."

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

'I'm putting you on a zebra free diet.'

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

"If we weren't at the top of the food chain, we'd know it."

The various stages of pandemic paper towel usage.