Food Supply Chain Worker Gifts

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

Thank you, Essential Workers

Cat and mouse

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Another day in the Splenda mines

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Ghostbasters 3

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

Cheap Labour Countries.

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"A little lamb please."

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

"I'm told the items marked with happy faces are especially yummy."

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

"By the way, I'm giving notice I start at Hooters on Monday."

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

Chicken Coupe.

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

If Einstein had worked in Fast Food

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."