Food Supply Chain Worker Pillows

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

Thank you, Essential Workers

Cat and mouse

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Ghostbasters 3

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

Cheap Labour Countries.

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"A little lamb please."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

Chicken Coupe.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"By the way, I'm giving notice I start at Hooters on Monday."

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

"I'm told the items marked with happy faces are especially yummy."

'I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of working in food service.'