Menu Funster Prints

Snail ordering 'Hommes.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Superstock'

Moo! OOM!

Police Cow!

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

Pirates

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

I want to be a lawn!

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

The TROU of the Baroque

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

Holy Cow

"It's improv night."

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

Pole Vaulting Club

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

Diet Cud

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

YAAY! Slam dump!

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."