Referendum Funster Pillows

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

'Superstock'

Moo! OOM!

Police Cow!

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

I want to be a lawn!

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Holy Cow

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

Diet Cud

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

YAAY! Slam dump!

The pen is mightier than the sward.

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

Cow limbos under electric fence.

'Alright, who's the wise guy'

Cow Milking Herself.

Penfriend

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

Person playing the cymbals.

'You say he's stubborn, mean, cantankerous, won't take orders, sometimes won't move? Are you talking about your mule or your husband?'

"If you say Happy Moo Year one more time I'm going to have to slap you!"

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

'It's made out of solid wood and it sleeps eight.'

'Well, I'll do what I can, but frankly, this is one hell of a breed to come down with foot and mouth...'

Snow covers grass.'WE'RE BLIND! WE'RE BLIIIND!'

'Nobody's looking -- how about a third-eye opener?'