Farming Funster Pillows

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

Wind-up cows

When Cows Discovered Mowers

Hedgehogs revenge.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

'Oh Hi!'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Superstock'

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Not that slowly back...'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

Moo! OOM!

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Police Cow!

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

I want to be a lawn!

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'