Farm Funsters Pillows

'It's CHRISTMAS!'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"HEY! We have a hiccupper!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Oh Hi!'

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Superstock'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

Moo! OOM!

Climbing with the baby

Police Cow!

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Dogs and Chickens

I want to be a lawn!

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

Holy Cow