Family Funsters Pillows

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"Oh, he's cute, all right, but he's got the temperament of a car alarm."

Boy embarrassing parents in front of a visitor

Climbing with the baby

'If you don't mind, my mis-behaving is too distasteful to discuss!'

'Well, thanks for getting me involved. Now I have to stand in the 'naughty corner', too!'

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Raised by Dogs

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

"You spoil that boy."

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

'Pull over, it's a text-message from the baby, she needs to be changed!'