Family Funsters Mugs

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"Oh, he's cute, all right, but he's got the temperament of a car alarm."

Boy embarrassing parents in front of a visitor

Climbing with the baby

'If you don't mind, my mis-behaving is too distasteful to discuss!'

'Well, thanks for getting me involved. Now I have to stand in the 'naughty corner', too!'

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

"What tipped you off?"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Cheeze Wiz.

Raised by Dogs

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

"You spoil that boy."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'