Farm Funsters Mugs

'It's CHRISTMAS!'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"HEY! We have a hiccupper!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Oh Hi!'

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Superstock'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Moo! OOM!

Police Cow!

Climbing with the baby

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

Dogs and Chickens

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

I want to be a lawn!

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'