Family Funnies Pillows

'This mandarin chicken is delicious, Dad. It tastes like you bought it yourself.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

"Ah...here they are!"

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

'Ready Mum?'

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

Skateboard

Climbing with the baby

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

"Two boys from legal to see you."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'