Referendum Pillows

"Has Britain left Europe yet?"

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

'I am the winner!'

Carl's still 51 annoyed at you for saying his opinion was statistically insignificant.

"I don't do intimidation"

Blocked In - Republicans vs Democrats.

Pollsters: Mori, Gallup and Just Nosey.

UK dissolution

David Cameron and Europe

Radomly selected poll respondent

Daughter/psychiatrist

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

On - Undecided - Off switch

"Bloody EU! I voted 'leave' and now they really want to let us go?!! Bloody EU!"

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"

The days before television

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

"The good news today is that there is no news."

'Our next question: is the world a safer place than it was a year ago?'

Journalist with a 'Press Pass' being put in a laundry press.

'I'm taking a north poll.'

"We go now to our White House correspondent... Jim? Jim?"

"An exclusive group. Each survived three scandals and was re-elected."

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