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Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

Family Barbecue

David Cameron and Europe

UK dissolution

"Bloody EU! I voted 'leave' and now they really want to let us go?!! Bloody EU!"

"We're TV pundits debating the issues."

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

"If memory serves, the alternative to being a McGovern-nik was being a Nixon-nik."

'I hope you're hungry!'

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

"My psychiatrist advised me to pay taxes quarterly. That way my seething resentment is spread evenly over a year."

"When you're ready to order, ask for me by name. We work on commission."

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

"Has Britain left Europe yet?"

Cameron speaks out about EU - or did he?

"Dull again. If you want to eat, quit using it to shave your legs."

Scotland Referendum - Do you want independence from money?

'It's not Sunday afternoon that's lazy...'

"Patience, oor wullie, patience!"

Sean Hannity

"If at first you don't succeed, have a second referendum."

Alex Salmond

"We have decided whoever can fix the voting glitch will be our pick for president."

In. Out. Shake it all about

Democrats Are Still Scared of Trump

"Spare me the details of that sex equality stuff, Otto...I'm superior to you period."

'We may have to lower our standards.'

'Can I get you anything, sir? Coffee, newspaper, shoemaker...?'