Referendum Ranger Gifts

UK dissolution

Bitchbark Canoe

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

New Guy.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Bear Hugging Season Open

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Danger Falling Leaves

'May the forest be with you.'

Malfunctioning geyser

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

The Destruction of the Environment