Referendum Ranger Prints

UK dissolution

Bitchbark Canoe

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

New Guy.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Bear Hugging Season Open

Beaver tower

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Danger Falling Leaves

Malfunctioning geyser

'May the forest be with you.'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'