Resume Ranger Gifts

'Even as a two-for-one, we may not get the gig.'

Bitchbark Canoe

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

New Guy.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Beaver tower

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"That's the last time I write my own resume!"

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Danger Falling Leaves

Malfunctioning geyser

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

Camping with Mr. Thorough

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'